I wish Jillian Michaels would come over to my house and yell at me
(Source: theinsanitydiaries, via misfitting-skin)
Alright, what the fuck kid? It’s bad enough because you’re singing and the neck veins and jaw are awful but then let’s just smiiiiiiiile like that after because you know what you just did just hurt a lot of people.
You sir are a terrorist.
(via thatbitchcraay)
[Online Joke]
LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
(via profashionall)
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
(Source: shego, via profashionall)
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
(via misfitting-skin)
have u ever accidently opened photobooth and had your natural expression staring back at you
it’s horrible
(Source: 5ndy, via misfitting-skin)
